scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

(Source: ohohmeo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via andrewquo)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via andrewquo)

bigwands:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

(via fuckyeahscenicroute)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via andrewquo)

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(Source: amandafelloffthebus, via dutchster)

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

(Source: klefable, via pleatedjeans)

therealpsl:

IIIIIIII FEEEEEEEEEEL GLOOOOOOOORIOUS. 

(via teacoffeebooks)

yongmuney:

why arent oven mitts called glovens

(via andrewquo)

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

(Source: dumbledoreisabamf, via howstrangetobe-anythingatall)

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